Only a Canadian could look contemplative at an NFL game. Obviously you need a lot more tail gating before the game. Flushed cheeks, beer bonnet (the one with the two cans of beer and straws on it,) and a big "B" on your belly is what makes a true American fan. And a few more carbs, like Parcells.
I nearly bought a beer bonnet at Wasaga last weekend. Seems like an important cultural artifact.I can't really address the carbs/big belly thang. My American friends are all fitter than I am.