Just the thing for my mum and dad. I'll need to change all the little 50s to 60s, maybe with a marker pen. They'll love it.
Huh... in 28 years when it's my turn I'll probably not be able to breathe because I find that stuff so breath-taking. But it'll be OK because I'll forget I bought it by the next day. New friends every day will be so much fun.
It's says 50th anniversary, but of what? It could be a wedding anniversary, but on the other hand it could be in commemoration of anything. The founding of the state of Israel, the invention edible underwear or maybe those pants at Mark's Work Warehouse that you don't need to iron, they just keep the crease.